Only time I've ever wanted an iPhone is wishing I could airdrop this to beemer drivers at stop signs
Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around.
Youth fascination with technology
thinking about the funniest way godzilla’s ever been defeated, which is by poking a hole in him so his atomic breath shoots out that when he tries to use it. he’s like an evil leaky garden hose
haha get leaked
it’s even funnier in the context of the movie because godzilla’s been thwarting every attack in increasingly ridiculous ways like that one kid on the playground who keeps giving his character new powers only to be done in by a hole in his shoulder
fun fact: girls can have computers
fun fact: girls can be computers
fun fact: girls can kiss computers
most insane reddit comment i've gotten is someone saying that they had a brief catholic phase because "sex should be for procreation only" just seemed "right" to them. And then they realized they were an atheist but had a breeding kink.
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