I'm still not over how hard Blizzard fumbled Overwatch
Overwatch was to 2010s kids what Street Fighter 2 was to 90s kids. The most recognizable competitive game on the planet with the most recognizable cast of characters and the biggest hold on popular consciounsness in the entire medium and they fucked it all up.
Tracer's ass was one of the most well known video game characters in history and in a couple years it was all gone.
Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La
Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note
WHAT HAPPENED HERE
the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart
YO THATS MY CAT AS A KITTEN WHAT?????
here’s her as an adult! her name is lunazul
here’s her letting out another angelic note
every last person standing on america soil deserves free burger every day
me going to the border once a day so I can stand on america soil, get free borgur, then go back home
this would be the system working as intended
me stealing american soil and smuggling it back with me so I can stand on it everyday anywhere for free burgers
this is also allowed
I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.
So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.
This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen
entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.
Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!
Peter Parker typing out an angry internet rant to send back to the entomologist about “this is fucking bullshit I feel like ass I walked into six walls and I’m sweating fucking GLUE”
People keep asking him for updates and he does two more before deciding to become a superhero and deleting his reddit account
Six weeks later someone else posts about how “so that one spider bite guy. The one who kept. Sticking to walls. And this, uh. New hero guy. Climbing walls. Spiderman. Connected?”
Those of you with siblings, have you ever gotten into a physical fight with any of them?
Oh yeah. Absolutely.
No?
I don't have siblings, but I really want to see the results of this.
